{"product_id":"clearance-t-shirt-anatomically-men-were-never-intended-to-wear-pants-kilt-shirt-small","title":"CLEARANCE! T-Shirt – Anatomically, Men Were Never Intended To Wear Pants, Kilt Shirt Small","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLEARANCE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Small Only.  Black Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll clearance sold as is.  Returns are subject to restocking fees.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePants Were the Mistake\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eLet’s face it—anatomically, men were never intended to wear pants. Once you’ve felt the freedom of a kilt, there’s no going back to cramped, restrictive trousers. This shirt is your declaration that comfort, heritage, and honest truth belong in every Highlander’s wardrobe. Wear it proudly and remind the world: kilts aren’t just tradition—they’re the way nature intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCommon Questions About This T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this T-shirt made from, and how does it feel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Gildan Softstyle 64000 is made with soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heather and certain specialty colors use a cotton-polyester blend, so the exact fabric content varies by color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does this T-shirt fit, and what size should I order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a unisex shirt with a modern classic fit. Choose your usual T-shirt size for a standard fit, or order one size larger if you prefer a looser fit. Check the size chart before ordering for the most accurate fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is the design printed on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork is applied using direct-to-garment printing, which prints the design directly into the fabric for a smooth feel with clear detail. This avoids the thick, stiff feeling associated with some traditional shirt transfers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56015437529410,"sku":"clearance t shirt small anatomically black","price":19.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/1307\/6034\/files\/AnatomicallyWithModel.jpg?v=1692314983","url":"https:\/\/utkilts.com\/products\/clearance-t-shirt-anatomically-men-were-never-intended-to-wear-pants-kilt-shirt-small","provider":"UT Kilts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}